I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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