how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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