Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
