found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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