I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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