That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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