there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
