Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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