Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
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