I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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