Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
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