Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
he fucked my hip out of place.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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