i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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