Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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