I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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