he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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