I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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