well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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