This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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