nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Be still, my beating vagina.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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