Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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