Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
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