just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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