wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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