It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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