Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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