Betty ford says i'm here all night
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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