Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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