Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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