Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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