Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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