Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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