Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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