Nicole vs. Life
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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