I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
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