clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Randomize
