Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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