do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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