OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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