you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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