so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
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