the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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