Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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