Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
just come out here and I will go home with you...
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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