There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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