How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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