420 ftw
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
There r osticjed everywhere
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Randomize
