i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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