Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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