I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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