Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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